signposts
Haunted Houses
Quotes
"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog."
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Truman
"By faithfully working 8 hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and
work 12 hours a day."
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Frost
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
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Picasso
"If life were fair. Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
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Carson
"Life would be so wonderful, if only we knew what to do with it."
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Garbo
One Liners
That's a nice suit. Who shines it for you?
If you want to the know the value of money, try to borrow some.
The other line always moves faster.
I hate graffiti. In fact I hate all Italian food.
Cream rises to the top. But so does scum.
My opinions my have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Limerick
There was once a spaceman named Wright Whose speed was much faster than light. He set out one day in a relative way. And returned on the previous night.
- Anon
Honor your father and mother that your days may be long on the earth.
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Exodus 20:12
